Happy Webbies are like Happy Bunnies, but for web nerds.

Series 5: Team Sidebar Creative

Dan Rubin

Dan Rubin superfluousbanter.org

Who's better than you? Me me me meeeeeeee

Steve Smith

Steve Smith orderedlist.com

1. Go to step two
2. Go to step three
3. Punch your face

Jonathan Snook

Jonathan Snook snook.ca/jonathan

Do you suck at everything or just programming? SNOOK'D!

Bryan Veloso

Bryan Veloso avalonstar.com

(You + Design) AwesomeStill = a**

Series 4: The Girls Club

Kelly Goto

Kelly Goto gotomedia.com

I said Mobile design. Not Mobile-home design.

Jina Bolton

Jina Bolton jinabolton.com

<form>Boltron</form>

Veerle Pieters

Veerle Pieters veerle.duoh.com

You obviously can't draw. Let me show you.

Cindy Li

Cindy Li cindyli.com

It's Cindy. Miss <li> if you're nasty.

Series 3: The Brits

Andy Budd

Andy Budd andybudd.com

#your_css_mastery { complete: bollocks; }

Jeremy Keith

Jeremy Keith adactio.com

Oops, I just deprecated on your JavaScript

Andy Clarke

Andy Clarke stuffandnonsense.co.uk

Transcend, you wanker!

Jon Hicks

Jon Hicks hicksdesign.co.uk

My other browser is a camino

Series 2: The Black Belts

Douglas Bowman

Douglas Bowman stopdesign.com

Stop designing. No, really, stop.

Dan Cederholm

Dan Cederholm simplebits.com

Your CSS may be bulletproof, but your style still sucks.

Dave Shea

Dave Shea mezzoblue.com

I'm in my Zen Garden. Go away.

Dan Benjamin

Dan Benjamin hivelogic.com

If I weren't a Buddhist, I'd tell you how bad you suck.

Khoi Vinh

Khoi Vinh subtraction.com

Grids are good. Your design is not.

Series 1: The Godfathers

Jeffrey Zeldman

Jeffrey Zeldman zeldman.com

<you>Dumbass</you>

Molly Holzschlag

Molly Holzschlag molly.com

Oh‚ you use standards? Welcome to the party, dick.

Eric Meyer

Eric Meyer meyerweb.com

If you don’t close your <p> tag I'll smack you with my <blockquote>

Jakob Nielsen

Jakob Nielsen useit.com

You’re all a bunch of users!

Jared Spool

Jared Spool uie.com

That’s not the scent of information, it’s the crap you call a site.